Comic Strip: /Bathroom Philosopher/

Like Dinosaur comics: fixed template

• A: toilet

• B: brush

• C: shower

• final line: towel, outside door

It's a lot like the Calvin and Hobbes philosophy wagon. Except about how everything you think of in the bathroom is ultimately pointless for the precise reason you think of the second you exit it (like a crueler, more final version of C&H's crash). Crippling self-doubt, excessive scrupulosity, and an infinitely renewable sense of hopelessness, galore! Subtitle ideas:

• Crushing hopelessness is a renewable resource.

• Calvin's dad.

• Mornings, illustrated.

• Full exercise of Dinosaur Comics' copyleft.